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  • 6600 W Maple Rd
  • West Bloomfield, MI
  • 248-419-1550
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Scare Factor
A little Scary
Appropriate For
Kids, teens, adults
Organization Type
Commercial / For Profit
Listing Categories
Haunted Trails, Pumpkin Patches, Not-So-Scary Haunted Houses (Kid Friendly), Safe Trick or Treating, Other Events
  • Beyond Haunted

    I made my way through those sacred grounds and I found within 10 minutes I found myself in complete darkness. There was nothing around me and I was stricken by the forces of evil that lived in those woods. I panicked and began running as fast as I could , screaming for help l, but it was as if someone put a voice restriction spell on my voice and it had little to no volume. I saw a beam of green light and I ran towards it, and the closer I got the more I realized....oh dang...there’s aliens out here. I started sneaking upon getting closer and the closer I got I could see that it was a gathering of these aliens. I tripped over a branch and was spotted by the alien. I heard a laser-type house and next thing I know was flat on my back. I looked up and the aliens had congregated around me. They were about 3 foot tall and hand signaling towards one another...then my body lifted off the ground and onto a silver plate about the size of my body. I started freaking out and said I’m not gonna let you know alien idiots kidnap me! I punch one in the face and my hand was covered in a green discharge and then I sprung off the silver tray I was and did a 360 judo kick and knocked 3 more of them down. At this point I was on my feet and one charged at me and I did a backflip and he ran under me. He was confused and I came behind and choked him out lifelessly. I had defeated them as far as I could see, but I wasn’t taking any more chances. I turned back and ran the opposite way and before I knew it I was out of the woods. Don’t ever step foot into those woods unless you’re a professional karate guy like me, or you might just wake finding yourself on another planet!!!

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    Posted March 2020

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  • Beyond Haunted

    I made my way through those sacred grounds and I found within 10 minutes I found myself in complete darkness. There was nothing around me and I was stricken by the forces of evil that lived in those woods. I panicked and began running as fast as I could , screaming for help l, but it was as if someone put a voice restriction spell on my voice and it had little to no volume. I saw a beam of green light and I ran towards it, and the closer I got the more I realized....oh dang...there’s aliens out here. I started sneaking upon getting closer and the closer I got I could see that it was a gathering of these aliens. I tripped over a branch and was spotted by the alien. I heard a laser-type house and next thing I know was flat on my back. I looked up and the aliens had congregated around me. They were about 3 foot tall and hand signaling towards one another...then my body lifted off the ground and onto a silver plate about the size of my body. I started freaking out and said I’m not gonna let you know alien idiots kidnap me! I punch one in the face and my hand was covered in a green discharge and then I sprung off the silver tray I was and did a 360 judo kick and knocked 3 more of them down. At this point I was on my feet and one charged at me and I did a backflip and he ran under me. He was confused and I came behind and choked him out lifelessly. I had defeated them as far as I could see, but I wasn’t taking any more chances. I turned back and ran the opposite way and before I knew it I was out of the woods. Don’t ever step foot into those woods unless you’re a professional karate guy like me, or you might just wake finding yourself on another planet!!!

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    Posted March 2020

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