Baker College of Owosso

I had just finished my exam in Dr Attarians classroom and was excited to head to my friends Halloween party. I got to the parking lot and my car wouldn’t start...must’ve been the turbo accelerators. Anyhow, I figured I could just walk to my friends Halloween party from campus..it would take me about 20 minutes. I started walking listening to my type o negative cd on my Walkman when I felt a slight tap on the shoulder. Keep in mind I was right next to the cemetery at this point. I turned around and didn’t see anything at all. Was weird..but I kept on with my journey determined to get to my friends Halloween party and eat all of his sweet and spicy pumpkin candies. About 2 minutes later I was shoved to the ground...I turned around on my back and hovering above me an old lady with a ripped up dress covered in blood. I said “get the heck out of here you old lady ghost!” She swooped down to bite my armpit but I managed to escape just in the Knick of time. I ran away reaching a top speed of 27 mph I think. Suddenly I realized something...I had forgotten my Walkman. No way i was going to the party without my tunes. So I went back. And that’s when I really messed up. Once I made it there I saw my Walkman sliding across the ground...like someone was dragging it. The old lady ghost was back again...and this time she had my Walkman! I ran after it and she wrapped the cord around my neck and I couldn’t even breathe. She sliced my right shin and flicked me in the nose. Suddenly the Walkman came off me and flew into the darkness. I couldn’t take anymore of this and at this point, the Walkman wasn’t worth it! I ran off again, this time to never return. I finally made it to my friends house with a rippled bloody shirt and bloody nose. I told my friends the story but nobody believed me...at least I got to eat those sweet and spicy candies pumpkin kind .

March 2020

I live in Owosso. I can guarantee that Baker college is haunted. One night as I was walking by I heard the most grotesque sound I’ve ever heard. It sounded as though a homeless man was howl into the cold October air. It shocked me so badly I dropped my Coors Light. I ran as fast as my little legs would go. I heard footsteps behind me. I turned to look although I knew I would regret it. I saw a creature about 2 foot tall that looked like a Nerd. A nerd depicted on the candy box. I screamed as high pitched as I could to ward of the demon but it didnt work as the creature advanced. Just then I waved my arms at a passing car and flagged them down. I yelled “the nerd demon is trying to capture me” at the passenger and they quickly rolled up their window. They sped off into the distance and I quickly turned around. The creature was gone. I heard a distant gunshot noise come from the downtown area. I never saw that creature again but if call Tony Young and ask him about the nerd creature he will remember it. The creature ran amok in town for a few hours that night. The entire police force was on high alert and there was 2 people who went missing that night. Look it up. I’ll never walk by Baker College ever again.

February 2020