Dedic's Bar and Grill

I've seen things at dedics that simply cannot be explained. I've eaten there several times and have always felt a presence sitting near me. Twice I have seen shadows in the mirror looking through directly at me. The final time I went there was with a date night with my wife in 2019. I was seated across from a mirror and thought I saw something in the reflection. Every time I peered into it it moved away. Finally I saw the shadow if a figure standing on the table I was eating at. I caught a glimpse of the small figure. It appeared to be a little person dressed in a jesters outfit. The little person was bent all the way over, with garments pulled to their ankles. He pulled at a megaphone and placed it to his rear end. In real life I daw nothing, in the mirror I saw a little person laughing and smiling as they blew their wind into my face. It made me sick how he seemed to be enjoying the "gag" at my expense. The megaphone was unnecessary and uncalled for. Why would a smol jester want to fart into another man's face? The spirit realm is indeed strange. Before I left I asked my waitress "ma'am have to ever seen a smol jester farting into a micrphone standing on the table?" She clearly thought I was joking, but it was no joke. I'll never return to dedics.

May 2024

A lonely guy like me can only be alone for too long before he gets the blues. I needed to change that. One winter I headed down to dedics to see if I could catch an angel. The only thing I caught was a demon and some hellfire. I shambled in one night and requested a brew. I wasn't the only single man in the bar that night, but she chose me. That demon woman. She was the waitress named "Bertha". She had the glow of molten amber in her eyes and the touch of a pumice stone on her lips. Chapped. She had a different odor to her body, one that would make you wanna say "wowee zowee". Rotten chocolate, sweet and sour. She begged me to come into the store room with her. I had no choice but to say yes. Next thing I know my man is in her can. Ill never forget that soft, sour touch. We embraced each other for around a minute after that. Then the creepy stuff started. She then materialized into a man. This specter turned into a man that looked similar to Tom petty if he had no hair except for really long eyebrows that were red. It trucked me. My heart was shattered. I stumbled out of the storeroom beaten and broken. The tranny ghost never returned to serve drinks. But one night, a year later, I swear, I heard it rapping at my window..

October 2020

One moon ago I seened a ghost to scary to even recognize. It had a big ol nugget and it stankied real badly. I know it was a monster because it shirt said Monster and had a big M on it. It scared the daylights out my boy Karl and he cried and was real scared about the situation. He often calls me know to see if I remember the incident and also asks what I am wearing. I believe it is to make sure I didnt have a Monster shirt on!!!! He lives in Hrand Rapids now and hes mentally fragile. Like pretty dum. I love the guy tho. He now aloften say to me ""I wish I would'v been to the ozarks because mountains remind me of big giant ant hills! I like ants" etc... hes an ant fanatic. Hes obsessed and he let's them crawl all over his mouth and chest. RIP YOUNG kenny

March 2020