Baker College of Owosso

Without a doubt this place is scary. I had to pay 3k in loans for 2 months of nothing. Its soooooo whack! Honestly, the college is pestered by ghosts, ghasts, spectres, geists, banshees, apparitions, 👻, and shadows from the depths of hell. Papa Chad said that he once was smoking a cig walking by and a dude came up to him and said "sup". He knocked the ghost out, knowing it was a ghost. He was arrested but I think it was unrelated (his cat got into 5/3 bank at night, and caused a big stink). Anyways, watch your butt if you go there.

August 2026

This place str8 up haunted dude. Lemme tell. Light up a cig and listen: the squad was biking by dis place (str8 up). We saw a guy walking real weird and chad said "ayooooooo". His "yooo" echoed deeply in the moonlit cemetary across the street. The guy got into a car, and it said "security" on the said. Knowing how devils work, i knew this was a lie. He was a demon for sure. Noah asked politely, "yall think thats a demon or dude?". "Demon", the party exclaimed. Corey downright shit his pants, but he was also 23 beers deep. He usually has an accident after about 2. The "guy" slowly crept towards us and said "hey, you cant go through here at night". Nesta flipped the bastard the bird and took a fat hit off of her cig. Greycin quickly exclaimed, "this guy sucks. Now lemme have a hit off dat ciggy!". The cig was smoked. Shane peddled so fast out of sight you'd think Sonic the Hedgehog took speed and began a marathon race against some Ethiopians. Karl had to take the dog to the groomer, so his attendance was via Zoom. He yelled "whats happened to Shane?". Luke said "idfk" (he spelled it just like that, didnt say the real words, thats naughty!). Kevin quickly orgasmed. We peddled our teensy bootys off right then and there! You'd think we saw a security guard or sometin. Caleb discussed resin. Ill tell you what, you dont want your ass to be there, at all. Its scary at night! There is no sun and no hope when you enter the hollowed grounds of Baker, which was built over a gravesite of past Playboy Bunnies. We for sure saw a ghost that day. Theres simply no explanation for his spectral vehicle and fat body. He sucked. We also threw a beer can towards his stupid car. Gang gang

August 2026

I had just finished my exam in Dr Attarians classroom and was excited to head to my friends Halloween party. I got to the parking lot and my car wouldn’t start...must’ve been the turbo accelerators. Anyhow, I figured I could just walk to my friends Halloween party from campus..it would take me about 20 minutes. I started walking listening to my type o negative cd on my Walkman when I felt a slight tap on the shoulder. Keep in mind I was right next to the cemetery at this point. I turned around and didn’t see anything at all. Was weird..but I kept on with my journey determined to get to my friends Halloween party and eat all of his sweet and spicy pumpkin candies. About 2 minutes later I was shoved to the ground...I turned around on my back and hovering above me an old lady with a ripped up dress covered in blood. I said “get the heck out of here you old lady ghost!” She swooped down to bite my armpit but I managed to escape just in the Knick of time. I ran away reaching a top speed of 27 mph I think. Suddenly I realized something...I had forgotten my Walkman. No way i was going to the party without my tunes. So I went back. And that’s when I really messed up. Once I made it there I saw my Walkman sliding across the ground...like someone was dragging it. The old lady ghost was back again...and this time she had my Walkman! I ran after it and she wrapped the cord around my neck and I couldn’t even breathe. She sliced my right shin and flicked me in the nose. Suddenly the Walkman came off me and flew into the darkness. I couldn’t take anymore of this and at this point, the Walkman wasn’t worth it! I ran off again, this time to never return. I finally made it to my friends house with a rippled bloody shirt and bloody nose. I told my friends the story but nobody believed me...at least I got to eat those sweet and spicy candies pumpkin kind .

March 2020

I live in Owosso. I can guarantee that Baker college is haunted. One night as I was walking by I heard the most grotesque sound I’ve ever heard. It sounded as though a homeless man was howl into the cold October air. It shocked me so badly I dropped my Coors Light. I ran as fast as my little legs would go. I heard footsteps behind me. I turned to look although I knew I would regret it. I saw a creature about 2 foot tall that looked like a Nerd. A nerd depicted on the candy box. I screamed as high pitched as I could to ward of the demon but it didnt work as the creature advanced. Just then I waved my arms at a passing car and flagged them down. I yelled “the nerd demon is trying to capture me” at the passenger and they quickly rolled up their window. They sped off into the distance and I quickly turned around. The creature was gone. I heard a distant gunshot noise come from the downtown area. I never saw that creature again but if call Tony Young and ask him about the nerd creature he will remember it. The creature ran amok in town for a few hours that night. The entire police force was on high alert and there was 2 people who went missing that night. Look it up. I’ll never walk by Baker College ever again.

February 2020